Lori: Ugh! Lincoln: Yeah, I gave up title. Having the wrong sister next to me could totally wreck the sweet spot. Lynn: "Now we're talking, baby!" Lincoln: Well, no. ", [Eventually, Ace makes many seating negotiations with his sisters and arranges it perfectly. I don't need to get ralphed on by the Princess of Puke. Production Code Lynn: But how will we make them feel better after all this? I should've realized a long time ago that I can't always get what I want, especially in a house with ten sisters. ", Specs: "I have one addendum to our legally binding verbal agreement. Cloud? ], Cinder: [from Jewel and Alice's room] "THAT IS ENOUGH! "Lori: [livid] "Oh yeah? Luna: Whoa dude! These aren't my photos. [accidentally shows Lisa's notes] "What?! [They head upstairs to find Lynn's tennis machine aimed at them. ", Ace: [on radio] "Road Tripper to Nose Bleeder. We were in the forest! Lynn Sr.: "Wait, uh, kids! Mr. Grouse is fishing when Lincoln accidentally hits it] "[Lincoln looks at Lynn Sr., whose furious eyes can be seen in the driver's mirror. Suddenly the bus is heard outside] "Clyde: "Sorry, Road Tripper. Along Came a Sister/Chore and Peace 4. [Luan tries a bite] 1 HD CC Kids & Family 2016 $19.99 EPISODE 1 A Tale of Two Tables / The Sweet Spot Lincoln tries to prove he's mature enough to have dinner at the adult table, leaving the kiddie table behind him. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! I put myself in it so none of you would have to suffer. Leni: Aw, thanks Lori! [uses the Loud Cloud app] " Why did the butt cross the road? ]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "I'm sorry you had to see that. After finally finalizing the secret van seating chart under his mattress, Lincoln goes back to the Sweet Spot to get some sleep, and ignores Clyde's next question. I've secured the seat. ", [The Louds have assembled once more in the living room] ", Forest: "Sorry, Road Tripper. Menu. Kids (except Lily): [Groaning in ascending tone of voice] "Awww! Keep that thing away from me! Lola: "For my talent portion, I'll be performing my acclaimed ribbon dance." [groans], [Luna is at the Burnt Bean] I overslept!" [Lucy] "Leni, mall." Or as we affectionately call it: 'Vanzilla'. By the time their parents call it to a halt, the van has been completely destroyed. Lincoln plans everything out to make sure he got the sweet spot, but no one gets the seat because Lincoln's sisters end up finding out his plan and Rita calls off the road trip due to the kids fighting. Lori seems to be really mad at me. Leni: (glares) Or you're trying to use the best spot before us! ]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Ah, road trips. [fluffs up his travel bag and uses it as a pillow as he sleeps. [The Louds applaud as Lincoln and Lisa put the remotes in a trash can] Definitely not Lana. Rita: BUT, I still want all of you to sit together and get along for the weekend. ", Whistle: [threatening] "You're gonna possess a bruise in a minute! ], Ace: "Definitely not Jewel. I've already downloaded the app to your devices." That said, he knows of another "Sweet Spot" on the couch. [Ace and his sisters all rush for the door to get to the Sweet Spot first; the others shove Ace and Storm E. off the stairs and burst out the door; Peanut gets knocked into the yard from behind by Scribbles; Jewel opens the door, but Whistle pulls her back; Ace dives in, but Peanut pounces him; Alice attacks them and Specs gets on the roof of the car and wails like a maniac; Scribbles beans her with beets and Trinket tackles her; the fight gets so out of hand and brutal that the onslaught . Warning, low memory." Lincoln: They're probably all moping in their rooms right now. That beloved tradition for families everywhere. ], Ace: [to the viewers] "I'm sorry you had to see that. PLEASE!!! (The sisters all ran downstairs and noticed Lincoln sitting on the couch). [He notices it's fallen off, grabs it, and shows Rita.] He covers his mouth to silence himself then runs back in his room. The Sweet Spot/A Tale of Two Tables 6. What do we do?" "Lincoln: [shuts the door] "Ugh! It's not all sugar and spice. ]Lynn: "Don't even think about it, Lincoln! He takes out the recipe] "See? [closes door to finally use the toilet.] The following is a collection of images from the episode "The Sweet Spot". " [Lincoln is still searching for his friends] ", Ace: "Alice. Pre-heating the oven" [accidentally turns on the toaster] "Whoops. I put it right-" [notices it isn't on the fridge] "Huh? We have to destroy it." Lis, wait up!" [Dante accidentally plays Lola's ribbon dance music, causing the girl to glare at the Morticians. ", "So, who did you get to sit next to you? I should have it! ", [Flashback; Trinket and Scribbles look at each other angrily while Ace is seen with a comic book and soda between them. We're celebrating with Flippees!" "The Sweet Spot" is the seventh episode of Season 1 of The Loud House. Lynn Sr.: (shocked) THE ENTIRE LIVING ROOM IS A MESS! And tomorrow, it will be mine, because I'm gonna stake it out tonight. [Look down at her siblings] I'm the oldest. We haven't even left the driveway yet! Lana: Duh! ]Lincoln: "And the rest of the seats only get worse." Lisa: "Greetings, family. Luna: This is ridiculous what we all did, all of this over a spot in the van, and I didn't even know who I was sitting with. You should've called me." And possession is 9/10 of the law. Following some more thinking, Lincoln convinces Lisa to sit behind him, but only if she doesn't have to sit next to Luna. "Lola: And I'm watching you!Lana: "And I'm watching you! Clyde has a crush on Lori, Lincoln's oldest sister and self-proclaimed boss, who is dating Bobby, who holds many jobs -- including lifeguard and mall security guard -- even though he's not very smart. The Sweet Spot is The Simpsons/The Loud House parody. Lisa and Todd get out of the way as the machine fires away. [Lincoln and his sisters all rush for the door to get to the Sweet Spot first; the others shove Lincoln and Luna off the stairs and burst out the door; Luan gets knocked into the yard from behind by Lana; Lori opens the door, but Lynn pulls her back; Lincoln dives in, but Luan pounces him; Leni attacks them and Lisa gets on the roof of the car and wails like a maniac; Lana beans her with beets and Lola tackles her; the fight gets so out of hand and brutal that the onslaught wrecks Vanzilla . Offscreen, Blanket's saliva gets on it. [pause] So, who did you get to sit next to you? Here you guys are!" "[Lincoln is almost in the bathroom, but his oldest sister Lori cuts in front of him and refuses to let him in. He goes out the house and into the car. We're going back to our old system." [leaves the stage. However, this replacement is reasonable. Stay with me! ", [Lincoln sneaks back to the Sweet Spot. ], Alice: [having a fashion nightmare] "Oh, scrunchies! I bet everyone hates me now. ", "She spends the whole ride texting with Bobby. Lola: "Are you kidding me?!" Akari Mitsu's Favorite Characters/Update logs, The Loud House/The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour, Peg + Cat/The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour, Dora the Explorer/The Nick and Jessica Variety Hour, Mr. That slide was so much fun! "Lana: "What's the Sweet Spot?! I'll sit behind you only if Storm E.'s not next to me. "[she glances at him]Leni: [trying to use the vacuum cleaner] "Does anyone know how to turn on this sucky thingy?" Someone! Must be avoiding traffic." "[End flashback; Lincoln goes to Lori and Leni's room. This episode is available on the "Welcome to the Loud House", "The Complete First Season", "L'amour Vache", and "Intgrale de la Saison 1" DVDs. "[The title card for the show and its creator, either the original design or the final version for it, pops up for the Loud House.]. We've added a new feature to the Loud Cloud." ", [Cut back to Ace's room; Ace crosses out the back row and points to the first seat from the front. In Lincoln's flashback of the "spring" seat, it's shown to be the second seat from the left, but in the flashback with Lola, he's sitting all the way to the left. [gets an idea; to Todd] "Hmm. I love aquariums! All control lost. We have no choice. Heavy Meddle/Making the Case 3. "SCORE!!! This leads to a chain of deals and agreements between Lincoln and his other sisters, as to who gets to sit next to who. The Loud House is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino. When Lana says "Get him! Do you think you can add a few more features to the app for us?" The beloved tradition for families everywhere. They peek inside the house to find all the appliances going haywire.] [starts throwing a barrage of punches at Ace; end flashback. We felt awful for what we did before, and we're really sorry. He steps on Jewel Cat's tail. ", [Lola is at the Lil' Miss Gherkin Pageant] I followed the recipe!" YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND! Lincoln: Doesn't matter. Not a problem, I'll just add more memory." [He exits the boat and accidentally capsizes Mr. Grouse's boat] Must have hit the wrong button." [peeks out of his room to see his sisters doing the same. It's our prom theme. But we'll lose everything!" She is also the only sibling who doesn't fight for the Sweet Spot, thus this makes her the only one not to get grounded at the end. He scrambles on board the bus as dark clouds form. I'll sit up front, dude. Offscreen, Lily's saliva gets on it. Luna: Wow, (smiles) that was so nice, normally people are annoyed when I sing along, like Lisa. Cut back to Lincoln's room; Lincoln x's out the circled seat and points to the back row. Leni: (smiles) This is so relaxing. See you guys tomorrow. ], Ace: "Sorry, Nose Bleeder, but your questions are compromising the mission." [Lincoln and Lisa smile at this. Lucy: Maybe it's part of one of his plans? Lori: Well if we're going to make anybody feel better first it should be mom and dad, especially after the nightmare they literally just went through dealing with all of us. [wails crazily and heads out the door to catch the best spot on the sofa, probably his sisters did as well.]. Lincoln: Lots of things. Rita heads back to the Loud House, with all the kids picked up and heading home.] "Luna: "You got it, bro. The end fight scene is reused for the opening of ". ANYONE! He passes by two kids playing on a slide] "OK, we're getting closer." Lincoln: (to the viewers) I'm sorry you had to see that. Wait." When the girls shove the bottom of Lincoln's mattress with the van seating chart in his face, the cards with Luan and Lucy's names on them seemed to have fallen off. ]Rita: "Everyone, BACK to their rooms this minute! It's just how things go around here (looks down) I'm sorry I caused all this, I shouldn't have tried these in the first place. Lincoln: (scared) Oh no! " ", [That night] Rita: "Hmm. Rita: "Just leave me a sticky note, sweetie. Forest: "Great job. [fluffs up his travel bag and uses it as a pillow as he sleeps. Lily was in the back. [The Find My Pal app glitches out. I'm watching you. [activates extendable shoes to reach the top of the fridge and get a bag of chips] "Modern solutions for age-old problems." "Lisa: [calculating on the trunk door] "According to my calculations, the Sweet Spot is actually the best seat in the car for various reasons including air circulation, proximity to parental units, and the lack of chewable adhesive on the cushion. Who can I have behind me? Lisa: Even I can admit our behavior was beyond childish. "[They slap the mattress with Lincoln's seating chart onto his window, having found out about his operation. Season The end.]. [He shuts his door] Well, Operation: Sweet Spot went sour. [Everyone sighs in relief] Pop Punk-Doug Rockwell[Loud siblings fighting] Lisa: (calculating on the trunk door) according to my calculations, the sweet spot is actually the BEST seat in the car and for various reasons including air circulation, proximity to parental units, and the lack of chewable adhesive on the cushion. "Lori: "Well, if that's the best seat, then I should get it. I think I can move some things around to accommodate you. I DON'T WANNA SEE ANYONE IN THAT CAR UNTIL 7 AM. I'm not up to anything. ]Lincoln: "Ha! First my car, and now the living room! He comes back with the machine and aims it at the supercomputer. And. [slyly] "That said, there's a Sweet Spot in the living room too." "Lana: [retorts] "Yeah! ", "IIII caaaan't, IIII'm oooon theee spiiiriiiing seeeeaaaat! "The Loud House" The Sweet Spot/A Tale of Two Tables (TV Episode 2016) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. [Switch over to when he sat next to Lynn. Luna: Oh, well check the drawer next to the fridge there should be a box in there. To Todd] "Something's wrong with the app! [When they enter, Lisa gasps at the supercomputer.] Lisa: "You can now upload recipes, start dinner polls, and even receive meal requests." True, she won't shut up about all the dangers of car travel"[Flashback to Lisa behind Lincoln. ", Storm E.: "You'd just barf all over it, dude! Luan: [laughs] "Oh man, this is great material. From my calculations, that leaves just one seat safe from it all. I'll sit up front, dude. ", "You did just save me from a bad fashion nightmare. [accidentally hits the ceiling] "Still working out the kinks." With these three steps, you'll get into the bathroom every time." I might as well just stay in my room for now. Everyone is scared, even Lucy.] ]Lincoln: "There's my cue. 7 "[Giggling, Lily throws a beet, juice, and finally another beet at Lincoln. Todd, we have to fix this!" Luna: "This next song goes out to my girlfriend, Sam." (he shuts his door) Well, Operation: Sweet Spot went sour. Lincoln: "Hmm" [gets an idea] "I know how to destroy this thing! [peeks out of his room to see his sisters doing the same. "[Flashback; Lincoln is seen reading his book. "[Lincoln tiptoes out of his room and turns on a torch he is holding. [sees a car carrier with a ton of cars driving by.] [She uses the app to play a Canadian cooking show on TV] Episode Guide Let me try this." You did just save me from a bad fashion nightmare." And it's going to be mine! Leni: "Oh, Mom! [plays a bizarre sport involving wearing a football helmet, riding a motorbike, and hitting a tennis ball with a hockey stick; crashes into wall.] Script. (They go into Lincoln's room to meet with the others). ]Lisa: "Shocker. [Nighttime in the Loud house, Ace is getting ready and is packing up for tomorrow's road trip. As long as Jewel isn't near me. ], Ace: [takes out his radio] "Come in, Nose Bleeder. "Welcome tothe Loud House." "Surviving in a big family can be challenging, even the little things, like getting a turn in the bathroom. "[His funny sister Luan stops him in his tracks. And in the end, that's just for the best. Warning: low memory." She spends the whole ride texting with Bobby. Stupid script! "Lincoln: "Who's a beauty queen? Thanks, Lincoln." [puts his phone in his pocket] "I'll go get the Swiss." [x's out more seats until he points to the first seat from the second row.] LENI!" Lincoln: "Maybe you just need a better system. Lincoln: "Modern solutions, huh? ], Ace: [voice vibrating; bobbing up and down due to the spring] "I can't! [pause] So, who's sitting behind you? [Laughs]Lincoln: "And it can't be Lola. ]Lincoln: "Plus, it's next to the one-working speaker. After convincing Leni to sit next to him, Lincoln goes back into the van, only for Clyde to point out the oversight of who will sit behind him. (Lori blows kisses to Bobby as he walks out of the house). Luna realizes] "Oh no, these are Luan's jokes! Lisa: "Thank you for joining us, family. "[The kids stop fighting and look up to Rita. [continues to sob]Rita: [enraged] "ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, BACK INSIDE! Operation: Snag the Sofa is a go!" Uh-huh! (Suddenly all the sisters rush upstairs and raid Lincoln's room). Lisa: "Looks like we're finally offline." ", [Flashback to Scribbles sitting behind Ace and torturing him with a peashooter. Or as we affectionately call it: 'Vanzilla'. During a night at the Loud House, Rita and Lynn Sr. were in the van talking to Lori. [shakes her awake] "Oh, good. This is bad! 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